Beating an intro on his bodhran, Ierod begins to sing in Westron:

          There once was a ducky called Quacky
          Quack, quack, quack,   quack, quack,   quack!
          Quacky was a sad and lonely little ducky
          Quack, quack, quack,   quack, quack,   quack!


Ierod plays an interlude on his round bodhran and sings in Westron:

          Quacky did not have any friends to quack with
          Quack, quack, quack,   quack, quack,   quack!
          Only enemies who of him, wanted to get rid
          Quack, quack, quack,   quack, quack,   quack!


Ierod plays an interlude on his round bodhran and sings in Westron:

          Until one day when Quacky met a female friend
          Quack, quack, quack,   quack, quack,   quack!
          Who'd follow him around, 'till the bitter end
          Quack, quack, quack,   quack, quack,   quack!


Ierod plays an interlude on his round bodhran and sings in Westron:

          So now Quacky never will be sad again
          Quack, quack, quack,   quack, quack,   quack!
          Because he'll always have his special friend
          Quack, quack, quack,   quack, quack,   quack!


Ierod finishes his song with a flourish.